Have any of you heard of the new Osbournes show? I saw the ad this weekend and I TOTALLY want to be on it. First and foremost because apparently Ozzy IS someone who can 1) put together two words that actually might make sense and 2) he’s understandable – really! What about all of those years on the MTV show – man, he MUST have been totally wacked out because I couldn’t understand a damn thing he said on that show. Can you imagine what it would be like to meet THAT family? My kids would think I was actually NORMAL after that. Not quite sure what I would do to get onto the show seeing as how I have no talents to speak of but that’s just trival.
So, on the job front.
I got the job. I did. Of course, not without the normal nightmare that is mine but I’ll take it – it’s more money and god knows we need more of that right now! Have I mentioned that my children are costing me an arm and a leg lately? The youngin known as SL has discovered shopping with her friends. Good news: they (she and her friends) appear to be able to share money and, like the preteens they are, they can make $20 go farther than any of us could ever think to do.
My YGTBK moment happened Friday. I went to try on some of my ‘working girl’ (no, not THAT working girl) clothes Friday and found out two things: 1) I’m too damn fat and 2) I’m really really too damn fat. After a complete meltdown in the closet (complete with cursing, ranting & raving, and acceptance) I went to the big girl store and bought a few new things – in an even bigger size. The concept of a bathing suit I am just NOT into right yet.
So, the YGTKD moment? It’s the first vacation I’ll be on in 4 years and I’m afraid, yes, afraid to put on a bathing suit.
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